Thursday, August 14, 2008

Eating Large

Can you guess whose diet this is?

Breakfast:
  • 3 fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise
  • 2 cups of coffee
  • A 5-egg omelet
  • A bowl of grits
  • 3 slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar
  • 3 chocolate-chip pancakes
Lunch:
  • A pound of pasta
  • 2 large ham-and-cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread
  • 1000 calories worth of beverages
Dinner:
  • A pound of pasta
  • An entire pizza
  • 1000 calories worth of beverages
Grand total: 12,000 calories for one day.

What I could do with 12,000 calories.
________
Answer: It's this person's diet.

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